Every time i spell ‘teh” instead of “the”
I make a face as if I was told the most revolting thing ever told and have a wave of self loathing wash over me.
(via the-denofiniquity)
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
(via the-listening)
This shit actually just fucking happened to us
- Me *driving down the street, check text message at a red light*
- Caitlin: currently freaking out because reapers
- Me: Are you re-watching?
- Caitlin: No. There are reapers in downtown Waukesha. 5 men in suits are standing still and staring at a 2nd floor window at the Clark. Freaking. Out.
- Me: Omg
- Caitlin: Am I dead? Did I die? SAM?!
- Me: I swear to god an Impala just blasted down the street. What the fuck is going on.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”
(via turnfortheworst)
